Pint-Sized Dude Gets Ruthlessly Roasted On Police Department's Wanted Notice

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Meeeeesh
Apr 10, 2019 12:00 PM EDT

Y'all remember Charles "Neck Guy" McDowell? Of course you do. If you were a big fan of the brutal roasts that ensued from his hilarious mugshot like we were, then get ready for Christopher "Tiny" Taylor, a guy wanted for removing his home confinement anklet and punching a police officer in the face. 

Taylor caught the internet's attention after the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted notice with a photo of him on Facebook. People immediately began to take notice of his teeny tiny stature, which has of course resulted in some epic puns! Scroll down ASAP, because these are just too damn good.

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    Text - ll Verizon 59% 9:28 PM Mason County Sheriff's Department Yesterday at 10:24 AM **ESCAPE** Christopher Taylor is wanted after cutting off his home confinement ankle bracelet. The prior arrest of Taylor, he attempted to strike the arresting officer in the face, then attempted to run away, but was apprehended after a short chase.
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    Cool - < Mason County Sheriff's Department's Post If you have any information on the whereabouts of Taylor, please contact the Mason County Sheriff's Office at 304- Contact Control 911 if you see him, or the during business hours. non-emergency number 304.
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    Text - Mason County Sheriff's Department's Post Most Relevant In his defense, the ankle bracelet was probably chafing his inner thigh... 80.5K 1d Like Reply Replied 4,134 Replies
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    Text - Have they tried following the yellow brick road? 52.6K 1d Like Reply Replied 3,358 Replies
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    Text - Ya got to hand it to him though. Cause he cant reach it himself 33.4K 1d Like Reply Replied 719 Replies
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    Text - Give it a few weeks and some rain, the grass will be tall enough you'll be able to hear him giggle as he runs D57K 1d Like Reply Replied 3,306 Replies
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    Text - Check all the big oak trees he probably went back to baking cookies.. 47.5K 1d Like Reply PReplied 3,111 Replies
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    Text - I saw him today. He was under a bridge. I had to answer 3 questions, before I could cross.
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    Text - It was a short chase 25.1K 1d Like Reply Replied 356 Replies
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    Text - DESIGNS Christopher "Tiny" Taylor escaped so for once in his life he could be considered "at large" D45.9K 1d Like Reply Replied 1,954 Replies
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    Text - nu People who came to read the comments, get together for a selfie AA 00 AA A A <)) A 32.6K 1d Like Reply Write a comment...
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